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I give props for questioning whether four flashes in the same simplistic vein should be on the page at the same time.
If you're going to tear down something popular though, I hope you'll figure out and use some of the elements that make the flashes you target popular, or at least, front-page worthy (in this case, to name three; visual continuity, clean, minimalist aesthetic, and juxtaposition between humorous dialogue and simple geometric shapes.)
When you animate claiming something is poorly done, don't do poorly yourself.
Two stars for the idea. One star for the balls.
Author's Response:
I did it poorly to mock the other poorly done ones. I did it to set an example at how badly done it was.
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Nicely animated; liked the parody of the sword-and-sex pictures (boris vallejo?), and the unexpected turns (dragon semen, the gun). Only thing it lacks is a shot where you can see all three characters at the same time, so's to create tension.
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loved how I couldn't tell if they were the same person, or twins, or completely separate people. It would have been great to see them move in a smooth fashion *ahem*, but that takes nothing from the idea, which is a great one. Oh, and that first switch between the light and the dark was just intense.
Author's Response:
Once i'm... more... experienced i'll make something that actually moves, instead of the crappy hair flowing and eye blinking ^^
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there is a glitch where it looks like the bounces off the inside of the paddle; and will travel along the backside from one end to the other.
Asides that, nice sounds, and fairly entertaining.
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I liked this. Despite the, lemme see; violence, defecation, sex, violence, vomit, confusion, perversion, and a bit more violence... I laughed. Like cerberuskid said; some way to read all the text would be cool, even if it's still frames that you can see at the end, or the option to choose screens... it's not a piece I want to watch 5 times to figure out what I missed.
I think your experiment came off well.
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camel fights... hehe
cleanly animated, and some nice lines
Author's Response:
Thanks for saying it was cleanly animated, appreciate it.
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I have a mac laptop, and I can't shoot. end of story. decent graphics
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maybe add a moving background so that it looks lie the dragon is coming towards the viewer.
Making really small circles and then watching them travel down is fun, so maybe make him longer, or with more joints.
If he can have fire, then forget eat dots; have him burn stuff and hoard gold; that's what dragons do. Jacking cattle is only a minor hobby.
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Gollum with a spliff... amazing!
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The variance in the enemies is pretty cool for this type of game, even if it is an old concept. However... where's the pixelation? you can't rock keen 4 and not show us the pixels. c'mon man. pixels pixels pixels. they were beautiful man. you've played the game, right?
Author's Response:
yeh commander keen was the bomb,personaly keen dreams was my favorite, but that was because the enemies. with the pixels however i didnt want it to be a complete rip off.
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